Bulldog: Hi, I'm Bulldog Briscoe.
Gil: And I'm Gil Chesterton. When Bulldog and I are out on the town together...
Bulldog: Whether it's opening night at the opera...
Gil: Or rooting our Mariners to victory...
Bulldog: We always round of the evening in the same way: With a nice relaxing cup of "Happy Dreams" tea.
Gil: Mmmm.
Bulldog: We're making some right now. How many lumps do you like, Gil?
Gil: One, please. [Bulldog hits two wooden blocks together] Ouch! Gets me every time.
Bulldog: "Happy Dreams" tea, one cup, you'll have happy dreams the whole night through. [after finishing] Yes, perfect. One take.
Gil: Well, my ouch could be a bit more convincing.
[Bulldog presses record and slaps Gil around the back of the head]
Bulldog: We'll splice that in later.