Dr. Schenkman: Listen, whatever anger you're feeling can't begin to approach my guilt.
Niles: Don't bet on it.
Dr. Schenkman: Ah, good. That's good. Vent that rage. You have every right to.
Niles: You're sleeping with my wife and you're giving me permission to be angry?
Dr. Schenkman: Furious.
Niles: Ah-ah.
Dr. Schenkman: Livid.
Niles: Ah.
Dr. Schenkman: Yes, you're dealing with it very well, by the way. I don't suppose you'd dare-
Niles: No. Do you realize you could lose your license for having an affair with a patient?
Dr. Schenkman: Yes, and I deserve to. But it was a risk worth taking, because of love. Oh! I love her, Niles. I've never known a woman so warm, so nurturing, so unselfish...
Niles: Is it possible this is all a case of mistaken identity?