Dr. Campbell: Ah, Dr. Sternin and Dr. Crane. Forgive me if I don't give you a big hello hug, but as you can see, I'm wearing this greasy apron. On top of which, I'm beginning to loathe the sight of both of you.
Lilith: All the more reason for us to be brief.
Dr. Campbell: Yes, I'm sure you'll be on your way, just as soon as you've found the cufflink given to you by Haile Selassie.
Lilith: No false pretense this time. We know that with so many qualified applicants and only one position open, that your decision must be very difficult.
Frasier: Yes. And so, in the spirit of the holidays, like Indians to your pilgrims' table, we bring this little bit of garnish, as it were, in the hopes that our relationship may flower.
Dr. Campbell: I'll have you know that, in twenty-two years, I have never accepted a bribe. I have to tell you, I find this utterly offensive. [He looks at the check] In every possible way. And now, if you don't mind, I have guests on the way. And a turkey so under-cooked, a skilled veterinarian could still save him.
Frasier: But, Dr. Campbell...
Dr. Campbell: Unless the rest of that sentence is "I have a fully cooked turkey in the breast pocket of that blazer," I'm afraid our conversation is at an end.