Frasier: Go ahead, Tom. I'm listening.
Tom: "Hi, Dr. Crane. Uh, it's about my girlfriend. My problem is, I don't know if I love her for herself or because things are so great between us physically."
Frasier: Well, how long have you two been together?
Tom: "Six years."
Frasier: And the sex is still that good?
Tom: "Oh man, Dr. Crane, every morning, night, three times a day on weekends. But I'm not sure we have much else in common."
Frasier: Well, common interests are of course the foundation of- Three times, you say?
Tom: "Is that abnormal?"
Frasier: Well, uh, no, no, it's not abnormal. It's not fair, but it's not abnormal. Um, but you know, perhaps you share more things than you think you do actually. I'll tell you what, try this: why don't you pick up a catalog from a local university, go through it with her and see if there are any courses you'd like to take together?
Tom: "That's a good idea. Thanks, Doc. Have a great weekend."
Frasier: Well, I'd wish you the same but it hardly seems necessary.