Niles: All right. I'll tell you. You promise not to laugh?
Frasier: You'll have to take that hat off.
Niles: Well, two years ago when you took Dad in, I thought I was getting away with something. But, watching you two get closer, I started to think maybe I was missing out on something.
Frasier: You want him?
Niles: No, no. Let me finish. I just really feel the need to make a connection.
Frasier: Well, Niles, I think you've made a connection. It just seems a little bit extreme though, you know? You probably could have accomplished the same thing if you'd just taken him to Captain Andy's Surf N' Turf!
Niles: And miss out on all the fun of memorizing 101 useless fish facts and buying a large battery-operated wardrobe? [laughs]
Frasier: So you're having just a bad a time as I am!
Niles: Oh, oh, oh, worse! At least you have the fun of complaining, I have to feign enthusiasm. Oh, oh, I really
am King of the Ninnies, aren't I?