Frasier: Roz, who's our next caller?
Roz: We have Marco on line two. He's having problems with his relationship.
Frasier: Hello, Marco, I'm listening.
Marco: "Well, I started seeing this woman two years ago. I think it was two years. It was around Thanksgiving. Yeah, the leaves were off the trees and-"
Frasier: Close enough. What is your problem?
Marco: "Well, it's not really my problem, it's more like her problem. She keeps pressing me for a commitment."
Frasier: What's holding you back?
Marco: "I don't know. I just- I guess I just want to keep my options open, you know, in case somebody better comes along."
Frasier: "Somebody better comes along." "Somebody better comes along!" Marco, Marco, Marco. Do you hear yourself?
Marco: "No, I turned my radio off after you blasted that other guy."
Frasier: Well, listen, I suggest you give your motives a thorough examination, and if you can't commit, it's best for both of you to break it off.
Marco: "Yeah?"
Frasier: Yeah! Thank you for your call.