‘Coots and Ladders’
Season 11, Episode 17 - Aired March 16, 2004
Feeling his romantic life and career are going sideways, Frasier breaks out of his rut by committing an impulsive crime.
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Frasier, they're going to take her picture with her medal.
Frasier: Yes, I heard that. ... Oh, dear. Uh, excuse me just a moment. [taking Niles aside] You have got to get that medal out of your coat.
Niles: Why don't you get it?
Frasier: I'm a celebrity. They're watching my every move.
Quote from Martin
Martin: Still looking at those old pictures, huh?
Frasier: Yeah.
Martin: It's funny, isn't it?
Frasier: What?
Martin: How suddenly your whole life can change. I never would've dreamed back then that I'd end up getting married again, at my age, and to someone so young and full of pep.
Frasier: I'm very happy for you and Ronee.
Martin: That's the way it is. Just when you think that you're in a rut, and nothing exciting will ever happen to you again. Pow. That's when it does.
Frasier: Maybe you're right.
Martin: I know I'm right. Good night, Fras.
Frasier: Good night, Dad.
Quote from Martin
Martin: You know, you could put on my robe and a little bit of my Aqua Velva...
Frasier: Good night, Dad.