‘Can't Buy Me Love’
Season 1, Episode 14 - Aired January 20, 1994
After an attractive model buys Frasier at a charity auction, he ends up spending the evening with her sullen daughter.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: What does your father say about all this?
Renata: Tony? He's on the road with Whitesnake all the time.
Frasier: Whitesnake? Is that a musical group or a pet?
Renata: It's his new wife.
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: I must confess, I was a little apprehensive about going out with you tonight. But I'm actually having a jolly time. Unless of course it's the champagne getting to me. I have had quite a bit, haven't I? Oh, who cares? That's the beauty of being in a limo. Unless of course the driver's drinking. You're not drinking, are you? He's not drinking. Let's drink to the driver not drinking.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Renata, I must say I had a rather enjoyable evening.
Renata: You don't get out much, do you?
Frasier: You know, I think she likes me.
Quote from Frasier
Kristina: Do you know what I do most nights? I stay home. And I help her with her homework, or French lessons. Oh, except last Saturday, when I took her and her twelve friends to an ice-skating party.
Frasier: I don't suppose there's any chance that during that party you got your shoulder tattooed?
Kristina: [lowers her coat] Do you see anything there?
Frasier: No. But then my eyes are tearing up.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Is the coast clear? What happened to the supermodel?
Frasier: She left.
Martin: Oh. Was kinda afraid I might walk in on an embarrassing moment.
Frasier: Should have been here half an hour ago.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [answering the phone] Hello? Oh, Daphne. How was your evening? ... No way!