‘Call Me Irresponsible’
Season 1, Episode 7 - Aired October 28, 1993
Frasier has an ethical dillema when he starts dating the ex-girlfriend of a guy who called into his radio show seeking relationship advice.
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Marco: I think I made a big mistake, Doc. Do you think I should ask her to take me back?
Frasier: No! What I mean is, ah ... no.
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Catherine: So, have you ever made love in the kitchen?
Frasier: [Drops and smashes a plate] Well, the, uh, dishes are done.
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Frasier: I'm sorry. Would you mind if we moved to the sofa? I won't be outperformed by a Barcalounger.
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Frasier: This is killing me. You think I don't want to pick you up right now, carry you over to that Eames classic and show you why it's the best-engineered chair in the world?!
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Frasier: Oh, no-no-no, don't cry. You're in a place of business here.
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Catherine: Oh, I won't be able to make it 'til eight-thirty, I gotta change, okay?
Frasier: Oh, no-no-no-no. Don't ever change. I like you just the way you are. [Everybody in the cafe groans] Oh, come on, come on, I'm a little out of practice.
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Niles: I'll dispense with the usual adolescent teasing and come straight to the point: who was that babe-o-rama?!
Frasier: Niles, please don't try to be hip. You remind me of Bob Hope when he dresses up as the Fonz.
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Roz: Twenty seconds. And I've got news for you: Marco's on line two.
Frasier: Marco?
Roz: Oh, you know. The guy you got out of the way so you could keep his girlfriend for yourself?
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Frasier: There's no way I'm talking to him.
Roz: Three, two-
Frasier: Hi, we're back. Roz, whom do we have on the line?
Roz: We have Marco on line two.
Frasier: Who's this on line three?
Roz: Todd. Oops, we lost Todd. But lucky for you, we still have Marco on line two.
Frasier: Thank you, Roz.