Martin: Well, I got my coffee. Nothing fancy, but if you don't like it, you're welcome to set it on fire and throw it off the balcony.

Niles: No, wait, Dad. Frasier just said something very interesting to me-
Frasier: Niles.
Niles: -that I think you should hear.
Frasier: Niles.
Niles: No, please, let me help you through this. Don't forget, I've done my share of couples' counseling.
Frasier: We are not a couple!

Frasier: There's just... one problem.
Martin: Well, now, if you don't like it...
Frasier: No, I know, I can set it on fire and throw it over the balcony.

Martin: Oh, it feels just the same. I don't want to get up.
Frasier: Well, that's a shame, because I was planning on taking us both out to dinner this evening, Dad. Anywhere you'd like.
Martin: Even the steakhouse?
Frasier: Even the steakhouse. Niles, Daphne, you're welcome to join us.
Daphne: Oh, sorry, but we're in the middle of my piano-
Niles: Oh, we'd love to.
Frasier: You know, I'll bet we can get free pie if we just tell them it's our anniversary.