Previous Episode Next Episode 
Beware of Greeks

‘Beware of Greeks’

Season 5, Episode 16 -  Aired March 17, 1998

Frasier attempts to resolve a family feud when his cousin announces he's getting married.

Quote from Daphne

Daphne: I'd like to venture an opinion here. I know this doesn't exactly concern me, but I feel very strongly about this. I like zither music, and I always have.
[Daphne leaves and goes to her bedroom]
Frasier: ... And we're back.

Rate

Quote from Frasier

Zora: Frasier, he's lost his mind. Talk to him, he listens to you.
Frasier: You remember my promise, no more meddling.

Quote from Roz

Roz: So, what was the wrong path?
Frasier: Oh, Roz, it's rather a long story-
Nikos: My folks wanted me to go to medical school.
Roz: Ah, so what path did you choose instead?
Frasier: We don't really have the time to into all that right now-
Nikos: I became a juggler. I perform on street corners.
Roz: Ah, I see. And all because of his advice. Tell me, do people sometimes toss you coins?
Nikos: Sure, lots of times.
Roz: Well, here's something you can catch them in. [Roz hands him her hat]

Quote from Frasier

Niles: End of story, case closed, that's all she wrote.
Frasier: Oh, stop it, Niles. There are more important issues at stake here than you being mauled by Yvonne the Terrible.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Well, I hope you enjoy yourself, Mr. "Blessed Are the Peacemakers".
Frasier: Will you stop complaining? The rehearsal went beautifully. Cousin Yvonne didn't even get near you.
Niles: How could she? I spent half the time hiding in the confessional. By the way, Mrs. Pappas is having an affair.

Quote from Niles

Zora: There they are, my two favorite nephews! Ed, get me with the boys. You know, I am so glad you are coming to the wedding tomorrow. There is nothing sadder than a divided family, am I right?
Frasier: Quite right.
Niles: Absolutely, absolutely. When Frasier told me we weren't invited to the wedding, I—
Yvonne: There you are, Niles!
Niles: Just kill me now.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Hello, Yvonne.
Yvonne: I haven't seen you two in a long time!
Niles: Oh well, I haven't seen your two in a long time. "You, too". "You, too".

Quote from Frasier

[After following Aunt Zora around her restaurant's kitchen]
Frasier: You know, I've always wanted to do this: make a trip around the Greek Islands.

 Page 2