‘A Lilith Thanksgiving’
Season 4, Episode 7 - Aired November 26, 1996
When a place opens up at a prestigious academy, Frasier and Lilith upend thier Thanksgiving plans to meet the school's headmaster.
Quote from Frasier
Lilith: Of all the name in the universe, you had to pick Oscar?
Frasier: You started us down that path of insanity. Golda Meir. Golda my ass!
Quote from Lilith
[As Frasier and Lilith talk about getting Frederick into Marbury, he walks in behind them with a black-eye, a packed nose, a chunk of his hair missing and hives all over his face]
Frederick: Hi, Daddy.
Frasier: In a minute, Frederick. My God, it was right there in front of us and we missed it, we didn't even see it.
Lilith: How could we be so blind?
Frasier: Well, we should get ourselves back down there and give the man what he wants.
Lilith: Right, we can't let anything stand in the way of our son's welfare.
Frederick: Mother.
Lilith: Mother has to run, munchkin. Go play with Grandpa.
Quote from Frasier
Lilith: You see, our son was a candidate for Marbury, and in our zeal to see him accepted we may have come on a bit strongly.
Frasier: Yes, well, I'm sure you'll understand as parents yourselves, it's only natural to wish only the very best for your son.
Cynthia: Oh, absolutely.
Pamela: There are other good schools. Barkley is excellent.
Frasier: Well, yes, thank you very much for trying to cheer us up. But I mean, if you're looking for filet mignon, you can hardly swallow ground chuck.