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- 701 Momma Mia
- 702 Father of the Bride
- 703 Radio Wars
- 704 Everyone's a Critic
- 705 The Dog That Rocks the Cradle
- 706 Rivals
- 707 A Tsar is Born
- 708 The Late Dr. Crane
- 709 The Apparent Trap
- 710 Back Talk
- 711 The Fight Before Christmas
- 712 RDWRER
- 713 They're Playing Our Song
- 714 Big Crane on Campus
- 715 Out with Dad
- 716 Something About Dr. Mary
- 717 Whine Club
- 718 Hot Pursuit
- 719 Morning Becomes Entertainment
- 720 To Thine Old Self Be True
- 721 The Three Faces of Frasier
- 722 Dark Side of the Moon
- 723 Something Borrowed, Something Blue
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Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Daphne in Here's Looking at You
Frasier: Is Dad still asleep?
Daphne: Yes, he's napping with the dog. Eddie's little legs are going like mad. I think he's dreaming of chasing rabbits. I can't explain your father's twitching.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
Quote Collections
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The unbelievable stories of Niles' ex-wife, the Seattle socialite Maris Crane.
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Frasier: Opus One. That's a delightful little wine. Yes, it's very nice, but this happens to be a Barbaresco Gaja, the greatest Italian red since Roberto Rossellini.