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- 601 Good Grief
- 602 Frasier's Curse
- 603 Dial M for Martin
- 604 Hot Ticket
- 605 First, Do No Harm
- 606 Secret Admirer
- 607 How to Bury a Millionaire
- 608 The Seal Who Came to Dinner
- 609 Roz, a Loan
- 610 Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz
- 611 Good Samaritan
- 612 Our Parents, Ourselves
- 613 The Show Where Woody Shows Up
- 614 Three Valentines
- 615 To Tell the Truth
- 616 Decoys
- 617 Dinner Party
- 618 Taps at the Montana
- 619 IQ
- 620 Dr. Nora
- 621 When a Man Loves Two Women
- 622 Visions of Daphne
- 623 Shutout in Seattle
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- Season 11
Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Niles in The Good Son
Niles: So I said to the gardener, "Yoshi, I do not want a Zen garden in my back yard. If I want to rake gravel every ten minutes to maintain my inner harmony, I'll move to Yokohama." Well, this offends him, so he starts pulling up Maris' prized camellias by the handful. Well, I couldn't stand for that, so I marched right into the morning room and locked the door until he cooled down.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote Collections
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The unbelievable stories of Niles' ex-wife, the Seattle socialite Maris Crane.
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The best calls to Dr. Frasier Crane's radio show.
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Enjoy a selection of quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Frasier.
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