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- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- 601 Good Grief
- 602 Frasier's Curse
- 603 Dial M for Martin
- 604 Hot Ticket
- 605 First, Do No Harm
- 606 Secret Admirer
- 607 How to Bury a Millionaire
- 608 The Seal Who Came to Dinner
- 609 Roz, a Loan
- 610 Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz
- 611 Good Samaritan
- 612 Our Parents, Ourselves
- 613 The Show Where Woody Shows Up
- 614 Three Valentines
- 615 To Tell the Truth
- 616 Decoys
- 617 Dinner Party
- 618 Taps at the Montana
- 619 IQ
- 620 Dr. Nora
- 621 When a Man Loves Two Women
- 622 Visions of Daphne
- 623 Shutout in Seattle
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
- Season 11
Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Daphne in It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave
Daphne: Look, I know you're upset about Kate leaving, but cheer up. There's nothing quite as exciting as a first date. All those questions you ask. "What's your favorite food?" "What's your favorite color?" "If you were to come back as an animal, what sort of animal would you be?" If she were to ask you that one, what would you say?
Frasier: "Check, please" comes to mind.
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Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
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Quote from Niles in High Crane Drifter
Niles: Oh, Frasier, I'm not surprised he's hiding behind lawyers. What other behavior would you expect... from a chicken?
Harvey: What did you say?
Niles: I was speaking to my brother. [stands] But, to put it in language you can understand, [clucking].
Frasier: Nile. This is no time for you to assert yourself.
Harvey: Hey, your brother's making trouble here...
Niles: Oh, oh, oh. What are you gonna do? Flap me with one of your big fluffy wings?
Frasier: Niles, stop it. Please excuse him.
Niles: Oh, for god's sake, Frasier don't waste your breath on this hairy, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing troglodyte who's probably the only male in existence who suffers from penis envy!