Frasier Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- 101 The Good Son
- 102 Space Quest
- 103 Dinner at Eight
- 104 I Hate Frasier Crane
- 105 Here's Looking at You
- 106 The Crucible
- 107 Call Me Irresponsible
- 108 Beloved Infidel
- 109 Selling Out
- 110 Oops
- 111 Death Becomes Him
- 112 Miracle on Third or Fourth Street
- 113 Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast
- 114 Can't Buy Me Love
- 115 You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover
- 116 The Show Where Lilith Comes Back
- 117 A Mid-Winter Night's Dream
- 118 And the Whimper Is...
- 119 Give Him the Chair!
- 120 Fortysomething
- 121 Travels with Martin
- 122 Author, Author
- 123 Frasier Crane's Day Off
- 124 My Coffee with Niles
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
- Season 11
Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Frasier in Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice...
Frasier: Well, I can't tell you how much fun it's been chatting with you all today, nasty old Gertrude aside. But, I'd like to close the show with a personal message. This goes out to the person who stole my briefcase yesterday. And, as it turns out, also stole my dry cleaning this morning with the claim ticket that was inside it. You need help, and I am here to provide it. Oh, also, the double-breasted navy blue suit was meant to be worn with French cuffs and medium heel wing tips. You may be sick, but there's no reason why you shouldn't be stylish. Until tomorrow, this is Dr. Frasier Crane.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
Quote Collections
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The unbelievable stories of Niles' ex-wife, the Seattle socialite Maris Crane.
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The best calls to Dr. Frasier Crane's radio show.
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Enjoy a selection of quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Frasier.
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