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Wallpaper

‘Wallpaper’

Season 5, Episode 3 -  Aired October 9, 2000

Frank and Marie find a new way to barge into Ray and Debra's house.

Quote from Marie

Debra: What did we learn here today?
Frank: He shouldn't shout.
Debra: Yes. But also that we should learn to respect each other and be considerate of each other. Right?
Ray: I guess so.
Marie: Yes. Oh, good. Isn't this nice?
Robert: You know, if I may, I have some issues that-
Marie: That's enough talk, Robby. Have a cannoli, Raymond.

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Quote from Ray

Debra: Don't you miss Italy, Ray? Look, I took that right from Aunt Collete's balcony.
Ray: Man, look at that lake. Next time we go, let's swim naked.
Debra: You know there's fish in there.
Ray: Okay, then just you.

Quote from Frank

Debra: Oh, my God.
Robert: Look, don't worry, Deb. I'm sure that Dad's car insurance will cover this.
Frank: I'm not sure it's current. What? We never go anywhere.

Quote from Marie

Ray: Okay, just, come on. Get him out. Go out the back.
Marie: Oh, You shouldn't them take the dog through the kitchen. He'll make a mess in there.

Quote from Ray

Marie: One thing I will say about your father is that he's very good with insurance matters. I mean, over the years, we've had our share of incidents and we've always done very well.
Ray: It's true. It is true. I have seen some incredible things.

Quote from Ray

Ray: Hey, crabby.
Debra: Hey! Come here, come here.
Ray: What?
Debra: The contractor finished. Huh? Huh? What do you think?
Ray: Yep, definitely better with a wall.

Quote from Ray

Debra: We can get used to the wallpaper.
Ray: No! No! They're gonna know I mean business 'cause business is what I mean!
Debra: Are you insane? You're not going over there. You're gonna have a heart attack.
Ray: I don't care!
Debra: How come you didn't get this upset when they drove the car through the house?
Ray: Why are you siding with them?
Debra: I'm not siding with them! I'm worried about you.
Ray: Well, don't worry about me, sister-girl, 'cause my eyes are open for the first time.

Quote from Ray

Marie: Oh, honey, I understand.
Debra: Good. Good, see? Now, this is progress.
Marie: Yes, and Raymond, dear, you just have to let us know when you want something, that's all.
Frank: Yeah, we're not mind-readers.
Marie: And that way you never have to shout at us. Because that really is unpleasant.
Ray: Sorry about the shouting.
Marie: Okay.
Frank: That's right, pal. No shouting.
Ray: I got it.

Quote from Ray

Robert: Hey, here's the Italy tape. Is Stefania on here?
Frank: Hey, put it in.
Debra: You know what? You're welcome to borrow that if you want to watch it at your house.
Marie: No, it'd be such fun to watch it all together.
Robert: Hey, look, there's the gelato place.
Frank: I'm thirsty. Hey, sweetie, how about some iced tea?
Marie: That would be lovely.
Debra: Okay, I'll get it. Ray, could I see you, please? They are clueless, absolutely clueless. I- I mean, I don't know what else to do!
Ray: It's okay, we talked it out, it'll be fine. They'll watch the tape and then they'll go.
Frank: [o.s.] Iced tea!
Ray: So are you gonna get that for them? 'Cause I could use one too.

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