‘The Sigh’
Season 7, Episode 7 - Aired November 4, 2002
Ray offers to give up their shared bathroom after he gets in Debra's way.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Okay, fine. And I lick my finger when I read a magazine. If that's all you've got, you've got it pretty good.
Ray: Oh, I've got plenty more, sister, I've got plenty more. How 'bout the way you sneeze?
Debra: What is wrong with the way I sneeze?
Ray: Because you don't sneeze. You try to stop it. Ah-ah-ah...yneah! Ah...yneah! Ah...yneah! Do you know how annoying that is? Not to mention, you could blow out your eye that way.
Debra: Oh? And how would you like me to sneeze?
Ray: Like a person. Just let it go. A person goes, "Ah...choo," not, "Ah...yneah!"
Debra: Oh. So I should just let it go and spray everything like you. You sneeze like it's a big Broadway musical finale. Ah...choo! Ah...choo! Ah...choo! Good night, everybody! Enjoy my mucus!
Quote from Debra
Ray: I know why you try to stop your sneeze. 'Cause you want to control it. Yes, it's all about control. That's right. You gotta control everything, especially in here.
Debra: Up your nose?
Ray: And into my brain.
Debra: Well, I guess I would use the biggest opening.
Ray: Ha ha ha ha! Ah... yneah!
Quote from Debra
Ray: All right. You know what? Get out! Get out of my bathroom!
Debra: You gave it to me, and I'm keeping it.
Ray: No! You said I could come back.
Debra: Well, I changed my mind. I'm taking the bathroom. You can just go out and think about monkeys! Now get out!