Pat: Peter was very inspired by that Catholic ceremony.
Ally: Come on, Peter. When are we gonna have the Easter-egg hunt?
Peter: Oh. Patience, little ones, patience. Now run along and play in the garden.
Ray: Hey we've still gotta finish that puzzle, right?
Pat: Oh, yeah. I'd like that.
Peter: Mama, I'll help you hide the Easter eggs in the garden. I'm an "eggspert."

Robert: Hey, Peter.
Peter: Hey. You want a chocolate egg? I've been sitting on them. They're about ready to hatch.

Peter: Amy, guess what Mom did with Ray?
Amy: Oh. I know, Peter.
Marie: What? What's going on?
Robert: Raymond was up until having a long and intimate conversation with Amy's mother.
Marie: Raymond? Is this true?
Peter: And, apparently, it was pretty juicy.
Ray: No. We were just talking about family and stuff.
Robert: Say, Ma, looks like you've been replaced.

Peter: If you don't read my "Zombie Blood Chronicles," you're not my mother!

Pat: I don't understand.
Hank: You violated the sanctity of the teachers' lounge!