Ray: Hey, Dad, you down here?
Frank: Hey. What do you want?
Ray: Look, I tried a lot of different things to get you to do what's right. I was even gonna publish an article about you, but some people thought it would screw up our family harmony. So I'm gonna try somethin' else.
Frank: Family harmony?
Ray: Yeah, I don't know.

Frank: You see that?
Ray: Yeah.
Frank: You see how nice that kid was to his father? You owe me ten grand!

Host: [on radio] If the Knicks are ever going to compete with the Lakers, they need to be bigger up front. Let's see what you all have to say. Robert, from Lynbrook.
Robert: [on radio] Uh, yeah. Hey, Gary. Long-time listener, first-time caller. I just want to say I heard that Frank Barone gave that ball back. I think he showed the true spirit of American harmony.
Host: [on radio] Well, thank you, Robert. I happen to agree with you, but we were talking about the Knicks.
Robert: [on radio] Absolutely. One more thing, I liked when the guy said, "Ray Barone blows." Let's hear more from him. [laughs] Ray Barone.
Ray: Laugh it up, pee-pee pants.