‘She's the One’
Season 7, Episode 9 - Aired November 18, 2002
When Robert invites a woman to dinner who he believes may finally be "the one", Ray sees her doing something unusual.
Quote from Ray
Robert: Okay. Okay. All right. Now, just a second, Raymond, because what I think you're really saying is, "Uh-oh, Robert found someone special, someone who's so great that she actually may be the one." But because you're such a sniveling little insecure man, you'll do anything to keep me from having what you have.
Ray: She ate a fly.
Robert: Goodbye, Raymond.
Debra: Robert! [to Ray] What is wrong with you?!
Quote from Robert
Marie: Oh, Robbie. Sit down. We're having such fun with your single friend here.
Robert: I'd love to, Ma, but I must have left my pager somewhere, and if the captain tries to get ahold of me, I could be in trouble. So, uh, I'm sorry, Angela, but we have to go.
Angela: Oh. Um, sure. Of course.
Marie: We were just getting to know each other.
Debra: Yeah, Robert, please stay.
Robert: I'm sorry, Deb. Really, thanks very much. Everything was great... that you did.
Quote from Robert
Angela: Was, um, something bothering you tonight, Robert?
Robert: Nah, it's nothin'. Just my brother.
Angela: Your brother? He seemed so sweet.
Robert: Ah, I don't wanna talk about it. My brother has a lot of issues. Let's just leave it at that.
Angela: Did he do something?
Robert: Nah, he's just crazy.
Angela: You know what I think? I think that your brother may be a little jealous of you.
Robert: What?
Angela: Well, it's obvious. I mean, you're the tall, funny, heroic, good-looking one.
Quote from Robert
Debra: So what's her name?
Robert: Angela.
Debra: Oh. Uh-huh, and where'd you meet her?
Robert: Well, I went to get a trim over at the Hair Barn, and they have this guy who's workin' there, Armando, and I like the way he does my sideburns. Anyway, he double-booked. I had a 3:15 and Angela had a 3:15. [takes a deep breath] Okay... And then you know what happened?
Ray: You got a bad haircut and now you're datin'?
Robert: Yes, we're dating, and Angela likes my hair.
Quote from Ray
Debra: So anyway, what about Saturday night? 'Cause your parents are goin' to Atlantic City with Lee and Stan.
Robert: You're sure?
Debra: Yes, it would be perfect. Saturday night. I'll make dinner.
Ray: That's another Band-Aid.
Quote from Ray
Debra: So, Angela, what kind of law do you practice?
Angela: Actually, I deal mostly with international trade.
Robert: Angela speaks four languages.
Debra: Whoa!
Andy: It's nothing, really. I studied Spanish and French, and I speak Italian because my parents are Italian.
Ray: Oh. Hey, our parents are Italian. You should meet them sometime.
Quote from Debra
Angela: Hmm. Debra, I have to tell you, your lemon chicken is delicious.
Debra: Oh, thanks. I like you.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Oh, great. Hey, someone else likes your cookin' we got a fly in here.
Debra: Angela, I'm sorry. Hey, Ray, could you clear off the rest of the plates?
Angela: I'll do it.
Robert: No, no, I'm doing it. I like to help out around the house as much as I can. It's just my nature.
Ray: Yeah. I'd better help out too, or I'll hear about that later. That's her nature. [fly buzzes] Oh. Oh hey, you got him!
Angela: Yeah, I guess I did.
Ray: Oh, wow, good hands. All right, um...
Angela: It's okay, I got it.
Quote from Frank
Robert: It was just kind of a last-minute thing.
Frank: Who cares? The point is we're here now, and I see cake.
Quote from Robert
Angela: You okay?
Robert: Oh, I'm very okay.
Angela: Wanna be more okay?
Robert: Okay.
Angela: Wanna go in there?
Robert: Okay.
Angela: I'll be in in a minute.
Robert: And I'll be in there being very okay.