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Say Uncle

‘Say Uncle’

Season 5, Episode 22 -  Aired May 7, 2001

When Robert makes plans to take the kids to the zoo, Ray gets jealous about how good he is with the kids.

Quote from Frank

Frank: [enters] Marie, what the hell? One second you were making me pancakes, the next second you're gone. Which would be great if there were pancakes.
Marie: Didn't you hear my discussion with Robert? He's having a crisis.
Frank: So is my stomach.

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Quote from Debra

Marie: Why don't I get you an egg carton and walk you through your first caterpillar with the children? Do you have any eggs? Because I understand that you ran out of orange juice earlier.
Debra: Actually, the kids are going to the zoo today with, uh... Me. With me. I'm taking the kids to the zoo today. Kids! Zoo!
Ray: Oh, no, no, I said I'm taking them, okay? And I'm looking forward to it. Kids, I'm not going to tell you again, come down here.
Debra: I am taking the kids to the zoo. You have to apologize to your brother, right, Marie?
Marie: Robert's not going anywhere. Raymond can talk to him later. Go enjoy your children, Raymond.
Ray: Thank you, thank you, Mom, come on.
Marie: We can make a caterpillar.

Quote from Frank

Ray: Yeah, Dad, I'm gonna need those pellets, all right?
Frank: Hey, while you're there, see what the sheep eat. Here, go ahead, go ahead. [hands Ray money]

Quote from Ray

Ray: Anyway, you know, I went to the zoo... And anyway, at the zoo, I-I saw these two monkeys that were picking stuff off each other, you know. And I started to think about me and you, you know? 'Cause they looked like they could be brothers and I started to feel bad about what I said. So, all I'm saying, look, about before, you know...
Robert: Hey, look, don't worry about it, Raymond. You know, after our little discussion I was actually feeling kind of down too. And then I ran into Colleen and Lisa and realized that "get your own life" wasn't such bad advice.
Ray: Glad I could help.
Colleen: How was the zoo?
Robert: Yeah, did you have a good time?
Ray: Yeah, well it turns out the twins aren't really interested in animals. But they did find a bottle cap that they thought was hilarious. Yeah, and all Ally wanted to do was see Baby Emu, but it never came out of its thing. We saw something moving around back there, but I don't know, I think it was just some dude.

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