Robert Barone Quotes Page 39 of 40
Quote from Anniversary
Ray: Did you know Mom and Dad were separated?
Robert: Again?
Ray: Wait, you knew? Where the hell was I that year?
Marie: You were watching television.
Robert: Yeah, Wild Wild West.
Quote from Captain Nemo
Robert: Gentlemen, that was a disgrace. I'm embarrassed to be in the same children's locker room with you.
Ray: Robert, we won.
Robert: Yeah, we were lucky. I consider this a moral defeat. I'll tell you something else, Nemo's Pizzeria should have destroyed Wohoff's Chinese Takeout.
Quote from Captain Nemo
Robert: I guess that I'm the target of some backstage grumblings.
Ray: You're letting the captain thing go to your head. That's all you care about is this Captain. Captain Nemo. I got to tell you, nobody likes you this way. Maybe the captain thing is just too much.
Robert: Et tu, Raymond?
Quote from Captain Nemo
Robert: Thanks for thinking of me but I'm just going to have to pass.
Ray: You can't pass. We can't do it without you. Come on. You're the missing link.
Robert: I've heard that before.
Quote from Frank's Tribute
Robert: Come on, Dad. What are you doing?
Frank: That was a tribute?
Ray: What, you didn't like it?
Frank: It was stupid! And it was so short!
Ray: Yeah, well, we kinda went with a fast MTV kind of editing.
Frank: Well, I didn't get it! And what's with Correlli saying he likes me hot with marshmallows?
Ray: I told you to get rid of that!
Robert: It was cute!
Quote from Cruising with Marie
Robert: Oh yeah. Ring a bell and the whole world comes running.
Frank: I'm done. Help me out of this thing.
Robert: I got your macaroni and cheese on the stove. I gotta stir it, 'cause you like your cheese evenly distributed.
Frank: Now, please.
Robert: [takes bell] That's it.
Frank: What are you doing? What's the big idea?
Robert: I'll get you out when I'm good and ready.
Frank: I'm ready now.
Robert: But I'm not.
Frank: I am the father. You are the son. The son must serve the father.
Robert: Oh yeah? You want to be served? All right, I'll serve you. But first, I'm gonna cook you. [turns hottub up]
Frank: What are you doing? Robert.
Quote from The Christmas Picture
Robert: Listen, Ma, I still don't understand why Amy couldn't be in the picture.
Marie: Well, because it's a Barone family picture. Is she a Barone?
Robert: Not yet, Ma.
Marie: Well, when you make her a Barone, she'll be in the picture.
Robert: Stop pressuring me!
Quote from The Christmas Picture
Ray: Come on, Robert! You ready?
Robert: Yeah.
Ray: What are you doing? You said you were gonna change.
Robert: I decided not to.
Ray: Look, it's not my fault that Amy's not in the picture. Tell you what. Debra's not allowed in your hammock.
Robert: You're not either.
Ray: Fine. All right, leave your uniform on. Just get over there?
Robert: "Get over there" what?
Ray: Get over there now.
Robert: "Get over there..."
Ray: Please?
Robert: There you go, Raymond. You'll find that a little kindness goes a long way.
Quote from Someone's Cranky
Ray: But, maybe you should cut them some slack.
Robert: What?
Ray: Yeah, 'cause they mean well, you know? Well, Mom means well, Dad's just mean.
Robert: What, they sent you in here to talk to me?
Ray: No. No, not at all.
Robert: Come on, Ray, everybody knows you're Ma's little lapdog.
Ray: What are you talking about?
Robert: Well, you know, she gives you treats, and you scamper around, doing tricks like a trained poodle. I think I'll start calling you "Princess."
Ray: I'm not a poodle, Robert.
Robert: Princess want a Fruit Loop?
Quote from Someone's Cranky
Ray: What, are you just gonna be a pain in the ass to everybody?
Robert: Oh, yeah yeah, there you go. Pain in the ass, I get it.
Ray: That's not what I meant, huh? Come on.
Robert: Hey, don't act so innocent, okay? You were the first one to find humor in my... discomfiture. Yeah, yeah, thanks for the laughs, funny man.
Ray: So you're gonna be mad at me now, just because you've gotta spend three more weeks here?
Robert: Oh, how could I be mad at you Princess?
Ray: God, you are a jerk. [puts finger in Robert's cereal, then runs away]