Ray Quote #1908
Marie: I came over to apologize. I told Raymond.
Debra: What?
Ray: I thought she was being sarcastic.
Marie: I wasn't sarcastic. I told you about that bacteria commercial, and I was very sincere. I even made Debra a cake to say I'm sorry.
Ray: Well, I don't remember any of that!
Marie: So you didn't tell her?
Ray: Well, look, I vaguely remember you said something about Debra, but as far as an apology... Look, it certainly wasn't clear... All right, look, let's just forget about it! Let's just forget about it. Let's all have some cake that says "I'm sorry" on it.
Robert: That's a great cake, Ma. Can't wait to see Raymond eat it.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Angry Sex’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Listen, I need to talk to Debra.
Ray: Oh, yeah. Well, now's a bad time, so maybe tomorrow.
Marie: No no, Raymond, listen. I saw that talk show today with the four ladies...
Ray: Yeah?
Marie: And they had this relationship doctor on who said, "Every time you leave a family member, you must treat that person as if you'll never see them again."
Ray: I love you, Mom. Good bye.
Marie: No, no, no, no. That got me thinking about Debra, and then there was this commercial about household bacteria, and that really got me thinking about her. And then I said to myself, "This can't be just coincidental." No, I have to apologize right now, Raymond.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Oh, I know what he was doing. The action is always better when there's a little fire in the furnace, right, Ray?
Ray: No! No. That is so wrong. Crazy old man!
Frank: Come on! Why do you think I give this one such a hard time? When she's steamed up, everything's better. I'll tell you, the angry sex is good. But what I really love is the angry steak pizzaiola.
Marie: You're a pig!
Frank: Good! Use that for the lasagna tonight.
Robert: Look, Debra, this I told him, Ma. You must always be sensitive to your wife's emotions.
Frank: You, my boy are a girl.
Quote from Frank
Debra: So Marie, you came over to apologize last night?
Marie: I did, and I learned from the four ladies that nothing is worth fighting over this way. And you're right. If I have something to say, I should just come out with it or keep my mouth shut.
Frank: Your mouth? That's like trying to hold back a- [chokes] I'm sorry, I was eating. Set me up again.