Ray Quote #1877
Quote from Ray in The Mentor
Frank: What the hell is going on?!
Ray: Nothing, Dad. It's just funny that you had such an effect on this guy. I mean, he's even saying that you were his mentor.
Frank: So? [Ray & Robert laugh]
Robert: "So." Okay, here we go.
Frank: What's so funny? I can be very inspiring.
Robert: Oh, now he's inspiring, okay.
Frank: Hey, hey, stop laughing, you morons.
Ray: All right, sorry, Dad. No, you're great, you're great. You should tour the country spreading the Frank Barone gospel: "Close Your Mind and Open Your Pants!"
Robert: "Hygiene and Other Wastes of Time."
Ray: "Find Yourself: Just Follow the Smell."
Robert: Hey, you know what? We could make some money if he goes on tour. Charge $10 to get in.
Ray: $20 to get out!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Mentor’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: All right, everybody, you're welcome in my home, unless you sit in my chair, touch my remote, or are married to me.
Marie: Frank, that's how you talk after church?
Frank: Yeah. My prayers weren't answered.
Marie: Next time, pray for hair.
Quote from Frank
Ray: Well, we're not whining, we're pissed off.
Robert: Yeah, he's pissed off!
Ray: You never gave us the time of day, so how do you think it makes us feel we find out there's a kid out there that you're actually nice to?
Frank: Maybe he was actually nice to me! Did you ever think of that?!
Ray: What?
Frank: He was nice to me! He respected me! You guys never did!
Quote from Marie
Marie: I'd like to know something: Who is he, Frank? Who is he?
Frank: I told you, he's a kid who used to hang around the office.
Marie: Well, how come you never told me about him?
Frank: I don't know.
Marie: Just tell me, is he your son?
Frank: What?!
Amy: Oh, Marie! We were just joking about that.
Marie: Who was it, Frank? Harriet Lichtman?
Frank: Oh, come on!
Marie: Is this boy really Sammy Lichtman, your love child?
Frank: Love child?! You're nuts, lady!
Marie: Oh, yeah? You think I don't see he's bald? You missed brunch today. You missed a ham, Frank. And in 47 years of marriage, you have never turned your back on pork!