Robert Quote #714
Quote from Robert in The Model
Ray: Are you sure this is the right place?
Robert: Yes. Yeah, yes. I don't get it. Yesterday, there were all these people here. And- And I went over here to sit, and this is where the lady was who helped me, and then this was William's office over here. And they said, "Go do your pictures." I came in here. I met Herbert. And then after that, I went over here. And then I said, "Okay. Thank you very much. I'll come back to get 'em." And then l- I left, and l- I don't know.
Ray: So, basically, what you're saying is the most attractive woman I'm gonna see today is you.
Robert: I don't know what happened. Even the light bulbs are gone. It- It's like a con job.
Ray: How could it be a con job? I mean... Oh, don't tell me you paid the guy to represent you.
Robert: No. I only paid for the pictures. I paid for the pictures.
Ray: Oh man. How much?
Robert: $1000.
Ray: $1000? Are you nuts?
Robert: It would've cost me a lot more with one of those outside guys!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Model’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Amy: Sorry we took so long, but listen to this. While we were waiting for our order in the bar, Robert got discovered!
Debra: Oh, what do you mean?
Ray: Discovered as in, "Hey, I found Bigfoot"?
Quote from Frank
Marie: We noticed your lights were on.
Amy: Guess what?
Marie: What?
Amy: Robert signed with a modeling agent.
Frank: All right, what's the punch line?
Robert: No joke, Dad. William Dennison of the William Dennison Modeling Agency felt that I had potential as a model, and, uh, I've decided to fulfill it.
Marie: Oh, Robert, that's wonderful! Oh! Even as a baby, you were always a looker.
Frank: I always thought he was more of a "Look at that."
Quote from Ray
Ray: No, Robert. This is what they want. God forbid you should feel good about yourself. This family is so negative, and I'm sick of it!
Marie: It's not him. It's the photos.
Ray: It's you! And you! And you, and you, and even you!
Robert: You're losin' me, man.
Ray: All of you. You're giver-uppers and put-er-downers.
Debra: Ray, where you going?
Ray: I know some sports people, and they do some modeling and have agents, and I'd like a second opinion. So you can all just stay here in your little suburban suburbia where everything is in focus and nobody's head is cut off! [exits]
Robert: Raymond really believes in me.