Ray Quote #1720
Robert: Hey, Ma. Brought back your cacciatore pan, licked clean.
Amy: So Robert told me about your special evening last night. So which hotel did you guys go to?
Ray: Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, no. That, uh...
Debra: Actually, Amy, it wasn't a great hotel.
Ray: Yeah, you wouldn't like it.
Debra: We didn't spend that much money because Ray's so, you know, cheap.
Ray: Well, uh... Wait a minute. I thought that's how you liked it, cheap and trashy. Yeah. You know, it was too trashy for me, but Debra said, "Come on, Ray, the trashier, the better." And I'm, like, "What?" And she's, like, "Mm yeah, trashy!"
Debra: Yeah, I guess it was so trashy that that's why Ray really couldn't... you know.
Ray: Oh, I could. Believe me, I could. It's just that the mood was ruined because Debra wanted to- to- to buy drugs.
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Quote from Frank
Marie: There was no hotel. Which means that wasn't the trick you were playing on us. So then what was it?
Ray: There was- No, nothing.
Marie: The washing machine? Having Frank fix something that wasn't broken?
Ray: Yes, that's it! Ha ha! Gotcha!
Frank: Why, you lousy big-nosed bastard!
Quote from Marie
Marie: Where's the trick in that? And why do you include Michael and Geoffrey? Hmm.
Robert: [to Amy] She's picking up a scent. Watch this.
Marie: Why did you rush the kids upstairs? The VCR. The- The kids didn't break the VCR. But why would you lie about it being broken?
Robert: This is great. I'm usually behind one-way glass during this part.
Marie: Because there was no tape for Frank to watch... Which means you did watch the football the night before... Because you didn't have a headache. You lied to me. You both did.
Debra: Oh, Marie, how can you think that? You are way off, right, Ray?
Ray: How did you do that?
Marie: I can put things together. You think I was born yesterday?
Frank: Anyone?
Quote from Debra
Ray: I feel a little bad.
Debra: Why? You know what? We're pretty good at this.
Ray: I know. Maybe a little too good.
Debra: Hey, we wouldn't have to be if it wasn't for your mother. We're living in a predatory environment. We have to camouflage.