Ray Quote #1716
Frank: What the hell is going on here? You playing a trick on me?
Ray: No, no, it's nothing. The trick was that, uh...
Debra: We didn't go to dinner and a movie tonight.
Marie: I don't understand. Why would you play a trick on where you went?
Ray: Because we actually went to a hotel. You know, with the kids, we never have time to ourselves.
Debra: So we decided to make it a special night...
Ray: Of passion.
Debra: Yes. We ordered room service and massages and rekindled our love.
Ray: And we didn't want to say anything, 'cause it's a little embarrassing.
Debra: But the truth is out.
Ray: About our sex.
Marie: Well, how nice for you.
Frank: Don't get any ideas, Marie.
Robert: Anyone else want to get the hell outta here?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Liars’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: There was no hotel. Which means that wasn't the trick you were playing on us. So then what was it?
Ray: There was- No, nothing.
Marie: The washing machine? Having Frank fix something that wasn't broken?
Ray: Yes, that's it! Ha ha! Gotcha!
Frank: Why, you lousy big-nosed bastard!
Quote from Marie
Marie: Where's the trick in that? And why do you include Michael and Geoffrey? Hmm.
Robert: [to Amy] She's picking up a scent. Watch this.
Marie: Why did you rush the kids upstairs? The VCR. The- The kids didn't break the VCR. But why would you lie about it being broken?
Robert: This is great. I'm usually behind one-way glass during this part.
Marie: Because there was no tape for Frank to watch... Which means you did watch the football the night before... Because you didn't have a headache. You lied to me. You both did.
Debra: Oh, Marie, how can you think that? You are way off, right, Ray?
Ray: How did you do that?
Marie: I can put things together. You think I was born yesterday?
Frank: Anyone?
Quote from Debra
Ray: I feel a little bad.
Debra: Why? You know what? We're pretty good at this.
Ray: I know. Maybe a little too good.
Debra: Hey, we wouldn't have to be if it wasn't for your mother. We're living in a predatory environment. We have to camouflage.