Robert Quote #636
Quote from Robert in The Contractor
Amy: Hi, Ray. We just wanted to stop by and say hi.
Robert: And some other things.
Amy: Robert.
Robert: Listen, man, what were you thinking when you recommended Gianni? He ripped out our sink and hasn't come back. I'm washing plates in the bathtub.
Ray: Good, 'cause now you know what a bathtub looks like. [Frank and Ray laugh] Ow, ow, ow! Ow, it hurts when I laugh.
Robert: Oh, really? Hurts when you laugh, huh?
[Robert lays down next to Ray on the bed and starts smiling]
Ray: What are you doin'? Seriously, man. Stop it. Don't make me laugh.
Robert: Who's making anybody laugh?
Ray: I mean it. Just stop it! Stop it! Ow!
Robert: I'm not doing anything.
Ray: Ow!
Marie: Robert, get your face away from your brother!
Ray: Ow!
Robert: That's for recommending Gianni!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Contractor’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Frank: I told you I still had to tweak it!
Debra: I know, but it has a lot of problems, Frank. I mean, most of the time, I can barely use it.
Marie: Oh, dear. Can we really blame the stove?
Quote from Marie
Marie: Sweetie, you should know by now you're not a man who can lift things.
Quote from Debra
Debra: I'm sure you'll work it out with him.
Ray: Yeah, we'll see.
Debra: I'm still your friend.
Ray: You're a girl. You know, I guess, uh... I'm gonna be out of commission for a while.
Debra: Don't worry. It's not like Van Gogh lost his paintbrush.