Ray Quote #1261
Quote from Ray in It's Supposed to Be Fun
Bryan: Raymond, all I'm trying to say is that when you kid around, it seems that you're genuinely concerned that Geoffrey's doing something bad.
Ray: Well, no, no, no, no. That's not it at all.
Bryan: Well, then, why make fun of your son?
Ray: I wasn't making fun. I was making fun-ny!
Bryan: "He's allergic to the basketball"? That's not funny.
Ray: It is a little funny.
Bryan: You know, often a parent belittles a child from the sideline because that parent himself is a frustrated athlete-
Ray: No, no, no way. I was good at sports. Not that that's important. Look, look, you're worried that I'm too serious here, but it's just the opposite. I've accepted I've got one kid out there who's good at basketball, and one kid who can't do anything out there except spin around and pretend he's Scooby-Doo. [notices Geoffrey stood behind him] Herro, Reoffrey! Ro rong!
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‘It's Supposed to Be Fun’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Debra: Okay you're not going near my son.
Ray: Come on! This is nothing! Hey, you know what my father used to do to me when I was a kid? I remember one time, I was getting ready for the senior prom, and I was combing my hair in the hallway mirror, and he pushes past me and goes, "Bad haircut. I can still see your face."
Debra: How did that make you feel?
Ray: What? Nothing. I knew that he was just trying to be funny. All right, all right. I felt bad for a second, but then I forgot about it.
Debra: Until now?
Ray: Listen, this wasn't like that. All I really did was say a little joke.
Debra: Like your dad. You know, you've told me that haircut story before.
Ray: It was just a little joke. I didn't mean it.
Debra: I know you didn't.
Ray: I'll talk to him. I'm gonna need lots of gum.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Oh. When we get home, I'll get you something for your tum-tum.
Robert: That's okay, Ma. I'm fine now. Stop rubbing my tummy!
Frank: Hey, remember the time you had that clam roll at Howard Johnson's?
Robert: All right, Dad.
Frank: And you washed it down with a strawberry milk shake?
Robert: Yeah, I remember, Dad. Please stop.
Frank: I had a sardine sandwich with onions and mayonnaise, and it was warm, I recall.
Robert: Why do this?
Frank: I find your discomfort amusing.
Ray: All right, plenty of snacks left over. Who wants some cheese sticks and guava nectar?
Robert: I'll be outside.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Why didn't you bring some cushions or something? This bench is killing me.
Marie: It's crushing his brain.
Frank: Sure. These seats don't bother you.
Ray: Hey, if you two can't get along, I'm gonna separate you.
Marie: You mean legally?