Debra Quote #360
Debra: Marie, when you said, "television all day," you don't mean all day, do you?
Marie: Oh, no, no, I mean the kids also have school and sleep.
Debra: But I'm with the kids most of the day and I don't sit them in front of the television.
Marie: I'm only reporting what I see.
Debra: But that is so not... You don't even...
Ray: Hoo-hoo.
Debra: What are you saying, Ray?
Ray: I'm just saying, hoo-hoo.
Debra: You listen to me, I do not sit those kids in front of the television all day. Once in a while, because it's very demanding to be a single parent... I might just, to get myself five minutes, put on an educational video sometimes.
Ray: Seems like those educational videos have a lot of anvils dropping on people's heads.
Ally: Okay, we're ready for the zoo.
Debra: Not yet, kids, just go up and watch... just read a book.
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Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
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Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
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Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]