Robert Quote #392
Quote from Robert in Stefania Arrives
Robert: Listen, Stefania, I'll always cherish the moments we had together, but I just didn't want you to move here for the wrong reasons. Hey, come on.
Stefania: [Italian:] "Don't touch me! I can't believe I came to America for you. You couldn't even call me yourself. You had to have your mother beg me to come!"
Robert: No, no, no, no, no, that was her idea. She's crazy.
Stefania: [Italian:] "What are you, her puppet? She pulls the strings and you dance like Pinocchio?"
Robert: No, no, no, no, Pinocchio this time. You see, she wanted me to marry you, but I said I couldn't because you're annoying.
Stefania: Annoying? What does this mean, annoying?
Robert: I don't know.
Stefania: Liar. I am sick to look to you!
Robert: Well, listen, we can still be friends. You see, in America, you don't break up. You stay friends. That's what you do.
Stefania: Not in Italy.
Robert: Annoying. Listen, I did the right thing. Morally, I did the right thing. [Stefania throws Robert's uniform back to him] There better be a heaven.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Stefania Arrives’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Ray: Okay, see this? This Cream of Wheat, that's you and Stefania.
Robert: What?
Ray: Stay with me. All right? Now here's you guys in Italy. See, all hot and heavy.
Marie: No, that's too much.
Ray: That's right. You can't keep it like that, right?
Marie: No, turn it down.
Ray: Well, what's gonna happen to Robert and Stefania if I keep it like that?
Marie: They're gonna get all dried out and crusty.
Ray: Right. Right, right. Robert, you want it to last, you gotta cool things down a little. See, like this.
Marie: Thank God.
Ray: That's how it is for me and Debra. Just a little low flame. Our Cream of Wheat could just sit on that for years.
Debra: Hands off, girls, he's mine.
Quote from Robert
Marie: Oh, Robby!
Frank: Hello, son.
Robert: What's wrong?
Marie: What do you mean, dear?
Robert: The happiness. What gives?
Frank: What, we can't be happy to see you?
Robert: Historically, no.
Quote from Robert
Marie: You know, Robby. Robby, I know that you've been lonely and in need of some company, so I have a little surprise for you. [opens door]
Ray: What took so long? I got bags here.
Robert: This is it? I didn't like this surprise when you gave it to me 40 years ago.