Ray Quote #1011
Frank: What are you talking about? I'm not going to pay anything. The wallpaper's fine.
Ray: I want it the same! Do you hear me?! Exactly! Exactly the same! And I mean exactly the same! You can only push a man so far!
Debra: Hey, it's not that big of a deal. Calm down.
Ray: Traitor! You can never talk to me about my parents again, because in this case, you are the backer-downer!
Marie: This wallpaper looks just like the other wallpaper.
Ray: But it's not, Mom. It's not, okay? Here, come on, let's see. Come over here and look. See? Over here? Over here, thick, normal stripes. Now look over here. Thin, weird, disgusting stripes, okay? All right. I'm not gonna live like this. So, I think you and your husband should listen very carefully, all right? You are going to have to pay the difference. You understand?
Frank: Suck rope, pal.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Wallpaper’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I'll have the brakes checked when I get the taillight fixed.
Debra: The taillight?! Frank! Look at the house.
Frank: I saw it. Look at this. This drywall, it's like paper. Probably foreign-made. On the other hand, say what you want about American cars... Beats a house.
Quote from Frank
Debra: Robert, what do we do?
Robert: I'll fill out a report. You should call your insurance companies.
Frank: Oh, here we go. Why the hell did I let you drive?
Marie: Because you can't see anymore.
Frank: I can see a house!
Quote from Debra
Debra: Tell your father we're doing this the right way.
Frank: Hey, me not having to pay anything is the right way. Oh, holy crap! Look at this scratch!
Debra: Okay, see, here's the thing: When a person drives their car into someone's home, I think that person should be sympathetic and apologetic and try to help the person whose home has been demolished try to make it better!
Frank: Hey, I'm trying, but you won't listen.
Debra: I won't listen?!
Marie: I must say, Debra, that tone doesn't help the situation.
Debra: My tone?! My tone! You just drove a car into my house!