Robert Quote #335

Quote from Robert in Robert's Divorce

[flashback:]
Joanne: Bobby didn't tell me you were coming over.
Ray: That's 'cause Bobby didn't even know. You know, it's a surprise.
Joanne: Well, you know how we love it when you come over, Ray, but Bobby's got a lot of studying to do, and you know, you are not the best influence on him.
Ray: Oh, okay. All right, I'm sorry.
Robert: Ray, wait. Don't talk to him like that.
Joanne: Excuse me?
Ray: It's okay.
Robert: No, no, it's not okay. I want you to apologize to Raymond.
Joanne: Apologize for what?
Robert: For what you just said to him, and for all the mean things you've ever said about him.
Ray: She says mean things about me?
Robert: Oh, sure, sure. She's sweet to your face, but as soon as you leave she talks about how your voice sounds like a wounded cow. Or how when you run, it looks like you're trying to hold a pencil between your cheeks.

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 ‘Robert's Divorce’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: Where's the guy with the water already? I'm dying here.
Marie: Good. Before you go, would you make a toast?
Frank: Okay. Here's to water. The earth is covered with it. Where the hell is my share?

Quote from Frank

Amy: Oh my God, so that's Robert's ex-wife?
Debra: Yep, the infamous Joanne.
Marie: [spits]
Ray: Mom, stuff's coming out!
Frank: I almost didn't recognize her without her broomstick and flying monkeys.

Quote from Ray

[flashback:]
Robert: Three minutes ago I was watching cartoons and eating a banana. She still there?
Ray: No. What's scary is, I think I just saw a bat fly away.