Ray Quote #936
Ray: Listen, Russell. Do you have a daughter?
Russell: I have a snake.
Ray: All right, well then, you know what I'm talking about. I agree with you Russell. Look, I hate this Hackidu thing. And I hated the last thing. And you know what? I'm gonna hate the next thing too, but when your daughter or your reptile looks up at you with those eyes, how are you gonna say no?
Russell: Have you even given comic books a chance?
Ray: Do you have a Scramisaur?
Russell: I might.
Ray: All right, I'm buying some comic books.
Russell: There you go. You see, kids have such wonderful open minds. They need to be shown...
Ray: Yeah, okay, all right, I'll take these right here.
Russell: Ooh, some excellent choices. This one's a classic. You know your daughter is gonna love-
Ray: Where's the Scramisaur?
Russell: Here you are, my friend. Mint condition, no creases.
Ray: Thank you.
Russell: Uh-uh-uh! Let's have a little smile. That's what it's all about, man. Your total is $289.50.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Hackidu’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Debra: No, Frank, Bill Parker's not like that. Where you going?
Ray: I got a little unfinished business with your boyfriend.
Marie: Boyfriend?
Robert: Well, this could explain why all the kids are blond.
Debra: And smart.
Quote from Frank
Frank: I know one thing: kids love this card crap. When you were a kid, you were all loopy about Batman cards. You loved 'em, and our old picnic table was wobbly, and I took a bunch of those cards and stuck 'em under the leg.
Ray: I remember that. They got destroyed in the rain.
Robert: You're not gonna cry, are you, Raymond?
Frank: No, that's the thing. He didn't cry. He just looked betrayed. It tore my heart out. I- I I can't forget that look. Stop it!
Ray: What?
Frank: That look. There it is! Stop it!
Ray: I'm not doing anything!
Frank: Don't lie. It's subtle but it's there. Hey, I'm sorry about your cards already. It's the one thing I did wrong.
Robert: The one thing? How about when I was 10 and you backed your car over my big toe?
Frank: Doesn't ring a bell.
Quote from Marie
Marie: What kind of cards?
Ray: Nothing, Ma. Just this Korean thing the kids are into now.
Marie: Oh, Hackidu. What card did she have?
Ray: I don't know. Scrami-something or other.
Marie: A Scramisaur?
Debra: You know about this stuff?
Marie: A little. Scramisaur is the fastest creature on Hackidu mountain. He starts off as a Slugowog, very slow. And he can only evolve into a Scramisaur if he gets the sonic crystal. That's why Scramisaurs are rare and valuable. [off everyone's confusion] I'm Grandma. I have this and candy.