Ray Quote #844
Ray: Come on, don't you see? That's what I passed on to Michael. That's my legacy, the dumbness.
Debra: No, no, no. You've passed on other things. Your lack of tushy.
Ray: Ha ha, yeah, very funny. You have a stupid kid. You don't even care.
Debra: He is not stupid!
Ray: Then why isn't he the same as Geoffrey? Can't even get good twins anymore.
Debra: Why don't you think of it this way, okay? Michael is the way the twins should be and Geoffrey's exceptional.
Ray: Geoffrey's your favorite.
Debra: You're kidding now.
Ray: Admit it. You've always liked Geoffrey better and that's why Michael's goofy.
Debra: Good night. Maybe if you were around a little more, Michael could cut paper.
Ray: Aha! I knew it was right there under the surface. Right, so I should go to work and raise the kids, right? It should be all me, yeah. And what do you do all day... I'm sorry.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Left Back’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: You tell your brother this!
Robert: I couldn't.
Ray: Why?
Robert: Because.
Ray: Because why?
Robert: Because I felt sorry for you.
Ray: You felt sorry for me? You felt sorry for me?
Debra: Ray, it was just pre- [Ray groans]
Robert: I was just- [Ray groans]
Frank: Uh... [Ray groans and walks out]
Marie: Maybe I should have waited another year to tell him.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Raymond's upset. It's okay, dear. It's just preschool.
Debra: That's what I told him. And if he has to stay, Geoffrey will stay with him.
Marie: Oh, that's good.
Frank: No, no, no!
Debra: Why not, Frank?
Frank: Law of nature, you get left behind, you get eaten. You're too soft on the kids. You gotta push 'em, push 'em forward. Just keep pushing 'em!
Debra: Until when, Frank?
Frank: Until they cry. That's nature's way of letting you know you've pushed enough.
Robert: Here's a man they let have two children.
Quote from Frank
Frank: What, now you're mad? I don't get you two! I'm thinking of the kid. You know, we thought that leaving little Raymond back didn't hurt him any, but who the crap knows? You could have been a year ahead in your life right now. That car you're saving up for? You could be driving that today. You could have bought the house a year sooner, met Debra a year sooner, had the kids a year sooner which if you did, by the way, would put Michael right on track and we wouldn't have to have this conversation!
Debra: All right, just hold it, Frank. Do you wanna help the kids? Why don't you start by setting a decent moral example? None of this matters! Do you understand? They're four. We just want them to be healthy and happy!
Frank: Good luck on that one.
Debra: That's where you get it from.
Ray: That's great. I'm gonna be stupid and bald.