Ray Quote #685
Father Hubley: Maybe it would help if we looked at this from Debra's perspective.
Ray: Why?
Father Hubley: Well, to, uh understand why she does what she does. Why do you think she needs to touch you at night when you're trying to sleep?
Ray: [long pause] I got nothing.
Father Hubley: Uh, Raymond, I want you to close your eyes.
Ray: Why?
Father Hubley: Close them. Close them! Now. Try to imagine that you are Debra.
Ray: "I need new shoes!"
Father Hubley: As Debra what is happening in your life that makes you want to cling to your husband in bed?
Ray: Hold on, when I tap myself on this side it sounds much more muffled than this side.
Father Hubley: Open your eyes, Raymond. Open them, open them!
Ray: Sorry, sorry. Hey, where's my wallet? Kidding!
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Robert: So a policeman's job is to protect and to serve and to make all of us feel safe. I want to thank you for having me in for show and tell. And, uh, are there any questions?
Boy: Are you a giant?
Robert: Not really. Any questions about being a police officer? Yes, you.
Girl: Could I climb on you?
Robert: Uh, not right now. I think I have time for one more question.
Boy: Are you going to eat us?
Quote from Ray
Ray: Father Hubley?
Father Hubley: What? Oh, Raymond.
Ray: Yeah, how you doing, Father? I was just in the neighborhood.
Father Hubley: Do you want something?
Ray: Yeah, um listen, I'm having this problem and all the real shrinks are booked up for six weeks.
Father Hubley: How flattering.
Quote from Ray
Debra: I don't believe it. When did this start?
Ray: When we started sleeping together.
Debra: So you haven't said anything for nine years?
Ray: I wouldn't have said anything now.
Debra: Have you slept down here before?
Ray: Just a couple of times. Look, I don't have to do it anymore. I'm happy just to suffer through it, that's all.
Debra: Suffer through it?
Ray: All right. Suffer might have been the wrong word.
Ray: Look, the touching never use to bother me before! It's just, maybe it's 'cause I'm older. You know? Things change. Like now I can't handle anything hickory-smoked.