Ray Quote #611
Quote from Ray in The Apartment
Debra: So what do you do over there? Ray? [Ray pretends to be asleep] Ray!
Ray: What?
Debra: You like it over at Robert's apartment, don't you?
Ray: I don't like it. It's just a dumb apartment.
Debra: Yeah, I bet it's a lot more fun over there than it is here.
Ray: It's-- how can it be more fun? There's no you over there.
Debra: Yeah, yeah, that's right. And there's no responsibility and there's no kids.
Ray: Hey, that's not my rule, all right. That's in his lease.
Debra: Oh yeah.
Ray: Listen, if it bothers you, I'd just as soon not go. I don't have to go. I don't like to go. I don't need to go. I mean, I don't need to be always cheering Robert up. So as a matter of fact, thank you. Thank you very much. 'Cause I'm just gonna tell Robert, "Look, that's it for me." That's it. No if, ands or buts. And that's but with one t, all right? So just clean it up a little, all right? [kisses Debra] Good night. Good night.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Apartment’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: You know, Robby, I've never been in a hot tub. I should bring my suit next time.
Frank: I think the building might bring a suit. Indecent exposure.
Marie: All right.
Frank: Inciting a riot.
Marie: Frank.
Frank: Water pollution.
Marie: Why don't you go down in the hot tub? I'm sure the girls would love to watch a pot roast boil.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Raymond, have you called Robby?
Ray: Talk to her. She's the wife. She's the one who's supposed to call people.
Debra: You're his brother, you've never even seen his place. And he and Amy broke up. You know, you should go over there.
Ray: Well, I've been busy with, with Ally's shoes and golf balls in the toilet.
Marie: You have to go over and see his new place, Raymond, and report back.
Ray: What, do you want me to wear a wire?
Marie: That's up to you.
Ray: Ma, why don't you just go there?
Marie: We're waiting for an invitation. It would be rude for us to just barge in.
Quote from Ray
Debra: I think it's great. It's just great. You're really being a brother to him.
Ray: Well, he's a great guy, you know. And I just want what's breast for him.
Debra: What?
Ray: What?
Debra: You just said breast. "I just want what's breast for him."
Ray: I did not. Why would I say that? I have not reason to say that. You must have heard me wrong.
Debra: No, that's okay, Ray. It's just funny you said breast.
Ray: I did not, and it's not funny. I don't think it's funny at all how you jump down my throat over a silly mix-up.