Ray Quote #535
Quote from Ray in Getting Even
Ray: You see that? She's evil.
Robert: What?
Ray: I told you. I told you. It's bigger than soda. That's where it's all going down, at the Pro-Am.
Robert: You mean where she gonna get you?
Ray: Shut up. Yes, of course, it's perfect. She's always been jealous of my golf. She knows how much I love it and how much time and money I spend on it. She wants to humiliate me with my mistress. I know her, man. I know her. I am hip to her jive.
But she's hip to me too. So that's why- Listen, you got to go in there and find out what she's up to.
Robert: How?
Ray: Do what cops do. I don't know, just get the truth. Make her talk before she lawyers up. Come on, I don't know, use the big light.
Robert: What are you, loopy? She's your wife, she's not gonna humiliate you.
Ray: I don't have time to explain marriage to you.
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Quote from Debra
Debra: Don't feel that way.
Ray: Well, don't tell me how to feel!
Debra: And there it is.
Ray: Huh?
Debra: I'll just give you a moment to put it together. After the auction, Ray, when I was feeling embarrassed and humiliated, didn't you say the same thing to me? "Don't feel that way." Remember that?
Ray: I do remember that. Because that's when you started torturing me. Oh, oh. So you didn't do anything? You let me do this to myself? All week long I could have had soda? I could have had brownies? I could have worn underwear? So it was all me? That's how you got me?
Debra: Nothing I could think of could screw you up more than what's already in that beautiful mind. Good night, Ray.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Come on. You know, they say couples shouldn't go to bed angry.
Debra: I'm not angry anymore, Ray. Good night.
Ray: Look, you're not angry anymore? I might not believe you. You might have to prove that. Oh, okay. I see. That's how you're gonna get me, holding back sex? Oh, how original. You think that's gonna get me? I'm a sex camel. Without sex. Sex camel. That's a good one. Sex camel. I should write that one down.
Debra: Laugh it up, funny man.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Debra, what kind of con game are you running?
Marie: It's your own fault, Frank. Who told you to sign up for all those things?
Frank: I didn't expect to win this crap.
Debra: It's not crap, Frank.
Frank: Oh yeah? $80 for the use of a canoe. That is floating crap.
Marie: Some people would consider a canoe ride romantic.
Frank: Guess you didn't see Deliverance.