Robert Quote #51
Debra: Maybe she won't notice.
Ray: Debra, the woman breeds dogs. The subject's gonna come up sooner or later.
Phyllis: [returns] All right, look! I don't know who did it. And I don't care who did it. All I know is that my dog is ruined and someone's gotta pay.
Debra: Phyllis we'll try to explain.
Phyllis: I don't want explanations. I want cash. This dog is worthless now.
Debra: Worthless?
Ray: He's still a delightful companion.
Phyllis: Companion my ass. He was good for one thing and now he's broken.
Robert: Don't talk about him like that.
Ray: Hey, look, I'd like to buy the dog from you. Okay? For my brother.
Robert: No you don't have to.
Ray: No. I want to do this, Robert, okay? This is for both Shamskys. It's the least I can do.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Dog’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: Hello. You guys have any Maalox or something?
Debra: What's the matter? Did you eat something bad?
Robert: I'm a cop and I live with my parents. I'm on a steady diet of human suffering.
Quote from Ray
Debra: What are you doing with a dog, Ray?
Ray: He followed me home. You wanna play with him? Go ahead.
Debra: Play with him? Ray, I can't even find one of my own children. Geoffrey.
Ray: That's because they're walking now. I told you all that crawling would lead to no good.
Quote from Debra
Ray: So what do you think? What should we name him?
Debra: Are you kidding me Ray? We can't keep him. Besides he belongs to somebody.
Ray: No. There's no tag no collar. He could've been born in the wild.
Debra: Yeah, those herds of wild bulldogs.
Ray: I thought you liked dogs.
Debra: Ray come on. I love dogs but in case you haven't noticed, the last thing that we need around here
is something else that eats and poops.
Ray: All right, I'll stop doing one of those.