Robert Quote #11
Quote from Robert in Standard Deviation
Robert: Well, those weren't your real scores.
Debra: What?
Ray: Well, whose scores were they?
Robert: Well, I had to set you up. Hey, Pop-Tart. [eats]
Debra: You set us up?
Robert: I had to do it for the credit. I mean, I couldn't tell you about it because that was part of the class. And then, you know, I wouldn't get the credit.
Debra: We were for credit.
Robert: See, the real test was about human behavior. Like how a suspect would act if you messed with his self-image.
Ray: We're not suspects.
Robert: Of course not. [takes out notepad] I'm gonna have to ask you a couple of questions.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Standard Deviation’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
Linda: Why is Ray so depressed? It was just a test.
Debra: Well, I guess seeing in black and white that I'm smarter just blew out his self-esteem. I mean, I'm trying to make him feel better, but nothing works.
Linda: Oh, come on. You had to know you were smarter.
Debra: Oh, of course. But I still feel guilty.
Quote from Ray
Debra: You know what? I have been holding this in all day: There is no way that you are smarter than me.
Ray: Smarter than I.
Debra: All right, what's the name of the 18th-century poet who wrote A Modest Proposal, huh? Huh?
Ray: Oh, yeah? What's the name of the Twilight Zone where the astronauts meet the giant lady?
Debra: Okay, who's the first woman to win a Nobel Prize?
Ray: How much does Mickey Rooney weigh on the moon?
Debra: What's a petit four?
Ray: What's a wedgie?
Debra: When you first met me, was my hair long or short?
Ray: I know one thing for sure. It was blonde. Oh, that wasn't you. Well, I broke up with her then to go out with you. I'll just sleep on the couch.
Quote from Marie
Robert: All right. Raymond, you got 100.
Ray: Ah, a 100.
Marie: Oh, a perfect score! That's my Raymond. Thank God you got your mother's brains.
Robert: 100 is average.
Marie: Average? [to Frank] He got that from you.