Robert Quote #813
Quote from Robert in Pat's Secret
Amy: So, Mom, Dad, you guys will be sleeping in our room tonight.
Robert: Yes, I think you'll be very comfortable in our room. We have a great bed. You're really gonna enjoy it. Not "enjoy" enjoy. Sleep. Enjoyable sleep. 'cause that's all you'll be doing, I'm sure. Which is not to say you can't do what you want, 'cause you can. It's not like you'll be breaking any commandments.
Ray: It's like your mouth is falling down the stairs.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Pat's Secret’ Quotes
Quote from Pat
Robert: Oh, hi. Is everything all right? [Pat nods her head] What, can't sleep? [Pat shakes her head] Yeah, me neither.
[Pat finally breathes and lets out a puff of smoke]
Pat: Your mom's cacciatore was very spicy.
Robert: Wow!
Pat: Oh, Robert, please don't tell anyone I smoke.
Robert: No, no, I won't.
Pat: It's my dirty little secret. I don't smoke a lot, just three a day. I've tried to quit but they're so...
Robert: Addictive.
Pat: I was gonna say "wonderfully relaxing."
Quote from Pat
Robert: So, no one knows? Not Hank?
Pat: Oh, goodness, no.
Robert: Not even Raymond?
Pat: No. [Robert smiles]
Robert: So, if you don't mind me asking, how have you been able to keep it hidden?
Pat: It's not easy. I buy my cigarettes two counties over where no one knows me.
Robert: But you never smell like smoke.
Pat: I only smoke outside. I hold it downwind and I always have plenty of minty chewing gum. In fact, Hank thinks gum-chewing is my bad habit.
Quote from Marie
Robert: All right. There was this new guy at work who smokes, and he's... And he's really popular, and I just wanted to fit in. But I didn't even like it. It made me throw up.
Marie: No more lying. You're a smoker!
Hank: Is everything all right?
Marie: Everything's horrible! Robert smokes!
Hank: No!
Marie: Don't you know that smoking can stunt your growth?