Robert Quote #778
Quote from Robert in The Faux Pas
Ray: You guys go have fun. I mean I mean, go have more fun 'cause we had a lot of fun today, didn't we, guys?
Robert: Obviously traumatized.
Ray: Oh. Stop it, huh? Look at him.
Robert: Oh, how soon you forget your own past, Raymond. How about all the time we had to laugh at Dad's horrible puberty jokes?
Ray: He had to make jokes. You went through puberty at six.
Robert: You stole that line from Dad! Come on, Amy, we're getting the paper and moving far far away from jack-ass lane!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Faux Pas’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Ray: Well, how about the time you arrested the guy for flashing gang signs, huh? And you started reading him his rights, but he just kept flashing gang signs, making you madder and madder. He wasn't breaking the law, was he, Robert?
Robert: No.
Ray: What was he doing?
Robert: He was being deaf.
Frank: [laughs] Holy crap.
Ray: Fee-fi-faux-pas!
Robert: Oh, God, I still remember. [signs and speaks] I'm so, so, sorry.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Marie, what's the story with the cannelloni?
Marie: It's ready.
Frank: Let's go. Who's this?
Debra: This is Chris' dad George.
Frank: The janitor? Marie, you said he was black. [all gasp]
Marie: No, I didn't!
Frank: What are you talking about? You said-
Marie: No, I said he was African-American! [all gasp]
Frank: Okay. What are you arguing for?
Marie: I apologize, George. It's just, well... Well, l... You know, I think it's wonderful that anyone can be a janitor now.
Quote from Amy
Marie: I just feel horrible. For a custodian to see all this mess. I think I'll straighten up.
Amy: [enters] Hey. Chris and his dad are outside and he asked me to get his keys for him. It seemed like he didn't want to come back inside.
Robert: I don't blame him. It was kind of a nightmare.
Amy: Oh, yeah? Did your mother come over and make things worse as usual?
[Behind Amy, Marie pushes aside the door and glares at her]