Ray Quote #1900
Amy: Oh, Ray, this is all my fault. We were having a great time, and then I brought up this whole Marie thing, just trying to help work it out, and she just got angrier and angrier.
Bernie: Did she curse?
Amy: What?
Ray: Okay all right, look, Amy, you tried, okay? But you know what? I know how to handle this. So, guys, if you don't mind, I'd like to tend to my wife.
Bernie: Of course, Raymond. Keep us informed.
Gianni: Okay, all right.
Ray: Okay.
Robert: Oh, you are going straight to hell.
Ray: And you're going back to live with Mommy and Daddy.
Robert: You win. One other thing, Raymond a man without respect for the sanctity of love is a soulless man.
Ray: You are a very big girl.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Angry Sex’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Listen, I need to talk to Debra.
Ray: Oh, yeah. Well, now's a bad time, so maybe tomorrow.
Marie: No no, Raymond, listen. I saw that talk show today with the four ladies...
Ray: Yeah?
Marie: And they had this relationship doctor on who said, "Every time you leave a family member, you must treat that person as if you'll never see them again."
Ray: I love you, Mom. Good bye.
Marie: No, no, no, no. That got me thinking about Debra, and then there was this commercial about household bacteria, and that really got me thinking about her. And then I said to myself, "This can't be just coincidental." No, I have to apologize right now, Raymond.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Oh, I know what he was doing. The action is always better when there's a little fire in the furnace, right, Ray?
Ray: No! No. That is so wrong. Crazy old man!
Frank: Come on! Why do you think I give this one such a hard time? When she's steamed up, everything's better. I'll tell you, the angry sex is good. But what I really love is the angry steak pizzaiola.
Marie: You're a pig!
Frank: Good! Use that for the lasagna tonight.
Robert: Look, Debra, this I told him, Ma. You must always be sensitive to your wife's emotions.
Frank: You, my boy are a girl.
Quote from Frank
Debra: So Marie, you came over to apologize last night?
Marie: I did, and I learned from the four ladies that nothing is worth fighting over this way. And you're right. If I have something to say, I should just come out with it or keep my mouth shut.
Frank: Your mouth? That's like trying to hold back a- [chokes] I'm sorry, I was eating. Set me up again.