Marie Quote #698
Marie: Oh, Debra, I'd like to take the boys to that Happy Zone tomorrow, if that's okay with you.
Debra: Oh, that would be great. Thank you, Marie.
Marie: It's my pleasure, dear. And while we're out, I'll just get them haircuts. Okay, bye.
Debra: No, wait! Marie, they don't need haircuts.
Marie: Oh, but they do. Oh, maybe you haven't noticed, but the boys look a little slovenly lately.
Debra: Excuse me?
Ray: Oh, no.
Debra: What are you saying, Marie? That my kids look like hobos? Is that what you're saying?
Marie: Heavens no! Hobos have beards.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Angry Sex’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Listen, I need to talk to Debra.
Ray: Oh, yeah. Well, now's a bad time, so maybe tomorrow.
Marie: No no, Raymond, listen. I saw that talk show today with the four ladies...
Ray: Yeah?
Marie: And they had this relationship doctor on who said, "Every time you leave a family member, you must treat that person as if you'll never see them again."
Ray: I love you, Mom. Good bye.
Marie: No, no, no, no. That got me thinking about Debra, and then there was this commercial about household bacteria, and that really got me thinking about her. And then I said to myself, "This can't be just coincidental." No, I have to apologize right now, Raymond.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Oh, I know what he was doing. The action is always better when there's a little fire in the furnace, right, Ray?
Ray: No! No. That is so wrong. Crazy old man!
Frank: Come on! Why do you think I give this one such a hard time? When she's steamed up, everything's better. I'll tell you, the angry sex is good. But what I really love is the angry steak pizzaiola.
Marie: You're a pig!
Frank: Good! Use that for the lasagna tonight.
Robert: Look, Debra, this I told him, Ma. You must always be sensitive to your wife's emotions.
Frank: You, my boy are a girl.
Quote from Frank
Debra: So Marie, you came over to apologize last night?
Marie: I did, and I learned from the four ladies that nothing is worth fighting over this way. And you're right. If I have something to say, I should just come out with it or keep my mouth shut.
Frank: Your mouth? That's like trying to hold back a- [chokes] I'm sorry, I was eating. Set me up again.