Peter Quote #27

Quote from Peter in The Nice Talk

Robert: So, did you hear about your mom and my brother? They had a real heart-to-heart talk last night.
Peter: Oh, yeah?
Robert: Oh, yeah. Apparently, into the wee hours. They bonded over your Sacred Death puzzle.
Peter: What?! Mama!
Pat: Peter, are you all right?
Peter: No! What were you doing touching my Sacred Death puzzle?
Pat: I'm sorry, Peter. It is not supposed to be taken out of its box! It's a collector's item! Correction, it was a collector's item! How am I supposed to explain this at the convention? "I'm sorry. It's only been used by my mom!"
Robert: Raymond bit off a piece just to make it fit.
Pat: Agh! This is what happens when you touch my things! This is why you are not supposed to touch my things!

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 ‘The Nice Talk’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: Can I watch TV now?
Marie: No, Frank.
Frank: Then what the hell are we gonna do all night?
Hank: Less cursing, I hope.
Frank: Who cursed?
Hank: You referred to the antipode of heaven.
Frank: What the hell kind of moon-man talk is that?

Quote from Robert

Debra: Uh, Ray, why don't you help us set the table?
Ray: Oh, uh, can't you guys do it? I'm a little tired.
Debra: Yeah. He was up all night with your mother.
Ray: We were just doing a puzzle.
Debra: Mm-hmm. And talking till 2:00 in the morning. And not just small talk. Very meaningful, hmm? Him and Pat.
Robert: You had a meaningful conversation with her?
Ray: Yeah.
Robert: Just not enough mothers in the world for you, are there, Raymond, huh?

Quote from Frank

Hank: That reminds me. We don't want to miss the morning's worship. Do you know of any good Presbyterian churches around here? I left my directory at home.
Marie: We were thinking that it would be easier if we all went to our church.
Hank: You mean your... Catholic church?
Frank: Yeah. Problem?
Hank: I don't know.
Pat: Oh, why not, Hank? It's interesting to observe other denominations.
Frank: Yeah. It'll be like a safari for you. Who knows? On the way, we might even spot a herd of Lutherans.