Debra Quote #565
Quote from Debra in The Ingrate
Debra: Honey, listen. They want you because you're good at what you do. They want the students to see someone who loves his work and is a success. You don't have to sound like a professor. What they want is Ray Barone. You give them that, and I promise they will love you.
Ray: Yeah?
Debra: Positive. Ooh, I'm feeling feverish, Doctor.
Ray: Oh, yes. Yes, you are. I think you might have caught something from the rest of the cheerleading squad.
Debra: Yes.
Ray: Step into my office.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Ingrate’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Debra: You have to admit, you're not the most professorial kind of guy.
Ray: I can be exceedingly professorial.
Debra: No, I know. I was just remembering that time you read the word "stohma-cha-chuh."
Ray: What's your point?
Debra: You read "stohma-cha-chuh." And the word really is...
Ray: Stomachache.
Debra: I am just teasing you.
Ray: Yeah, right.
Debra: No, come on. Kiss me again. For once, I don't have a "heada-cha-chuh."
Quote from Robert
Amy: Go ahead, Robert.
Robert: Uh, Raymond, your success is your success and not my failure. And so as any good brother should be, I am happy for you.
Frank: Both my sons are whipped!
Robert: However, Raymond, if anybody should get credit for your success, it should be me.
Amy: Robert!
Robert: That's right! Admit it! You owe your success to the pathological desire you've always had to be better than me!
Ray: What?
Robert: That's right. Remember in school? I was the writer on the paper. Before you even knew how to pick up a pencil, I had my own column, "The View from Up Here."
Ray: You've gotta be kidding me!
Quote from Marie
Marie: So, you just cast aside the mother. Let me tell you. It didn't start with a smile. It started with 19 hours of horrible labor.
Frank: But before that, there was a smile.
Marie: Also horrible.