Marie: You know, Amy is right about these parties. I mean, to hire people to play records, magicians, entertainment? When I was a child...
Frank: You sat around the fire and wondered how it got there.

Marie: Now, remember, you two have to stand firm and united.
Frank: Even when she says she hates you.
Ray: No, look, Ally doesn't say that to us.
Frank: Let me tell you something: You want that hate. If your kids like you, you've failed as parents.
Robert: Allow me to congratulate you on your magnificent success.

Debra: So, wait you didn't buy it?
Ray: No, of course not. What are you talking about? You would've?
Debra: You know what? I think I would have.
Ray: What?
Debra: Wait, I mean, I agree with you that it costs too much money.
Frank: $250? You could put a great TV in the bathroom for that.
Marie: You are not getting a TV in the bathroom!
Frank: Then I'm bringing the toilet into the living room!