Ray Quote #1785
Quote from Ray in Whose Side Are You On?
Robert: Yeah, that's a little nuts, Raymond.
Ray: Oh, really? You don't think that Mom wanted us to think that Dad was a jerk?
Robert: Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he is a jerk.
Ray: Of course you think that now after 40 years of anti-papa propaganda! Don't you remember when we were kids and Mom would sit you down in the kitchen for one of her chats?
Robert: That never happened to me.
Ray: Well, I remember that was my whole Saturday. Dad would be at the lodge, and Mom would sit me down and just go on and on about how she can't stand him, and she doesn't know how anybody can live with him, and... And then when she was finished, I'd get a Cadbury egg.
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Quote from Marie
Marie: Debra? May I say something as an impartial observer? Wouldn't your time be better spent talking things out with Raymond, instead of turning your children into gamblers?
Debra: Marie, I try to talk to Raymond all the time, but he doesn't listen. You don't know how bad it can get.
Marie: There's a chocolate-covered old man sitting on my good couch, and I don't know how bad it can get?
Ray: Yeah.
Marie: This is a good husband. Any time you want to trade places, just say the word. I mean, if I were 40 years younger and he wasn't my son...
Ray: Okay, Ma. All right, all right.
Quote from Frank
Ray: Listen, Dad. Uh... In the past, I may have been under the impression that you were maybe not such a good guy. But I'm starting to think that I may have been led to believe that you were worse than you are. Okay? So I'm thinking that maybe you're not so bad. I- I guess I just wanted you to know that.
Frank: Am I dying?
Robert: No, Dad, you're not dying.
Frank: Then turn the TV back on.
Ray: Dad, listen. Ma used to talk bad about you behind your back when we were kids. Every Saturday she would sit me down and complain about you.
Frank: And?
Ray: Well, that doesn't bother you?
Frank: What would bother me is if I had to listen.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Hey.
Debra: Hey, listen, I was thinking about-
Ray: I'm sorry.
Debra: No, no, I'm sorry.
Ray: Oh, well okay, but I just want you to know that I'm going to try harder around here. So you know, you can shut down the casino, okay? Look, I even got you that yogurt you said you wanted.
Debra: Oh well, this is sour cream, but I appreciate the effort.