Ray Quote #1780

Quote from Ray in Whose Side Are You On?

Ray: Hey, guys.
Ally: Daddy, can you help me with my homework?
Ray: Ah, forget that. Listen. Listen. I thought of a funny bet that we can do to Mommy, okay? We'll turn on the TV, and then we'll bet how long it takes her to say, "Turn it off." Ha ha!
Ally: But I don't get it.
Michael: Yeah, Mommy's bets are funny.

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 ‘Whose Side Are You On?’ Quotes

Quote from Marie

Marie: Debra? May I say something as an impartial observer? Wouldn't your time be better spent talking things out with Raymond, instead of turning your children into gamblers?
Debra: Marie, I try to talk to Raymond all the time, but he doesn't listen. You don't know how bad it can get.
Marie: There's a chocolate-covered old man sitting on my good couch, and I don't know how bad it can get?
Ray: Yeah.
Marie: This is a good husband. Any time you want to trade places, just say the word. I mean, if I were 40 years younger and he wasn't my son...
Ray: Okay, Ma. All right, all right.

Quote from Frank

Ray: Listen, Dad. Uh... In the past, I may have been under the impression that you were maybe not such a good guy. But I'm starting to think that I may have been led to believe that you were worse than you are. Okay? So I'm thinking that maybe you're not so bad. I- I guess I just wanted you to know that.
Frank: Am I dying?
Robert: No, Dad, you're not dying.
Frank: Then turn the TV back on.
Ray: Dad, listen. Ma used to talk bad about you behind your back when we were kids. Every Saturday she would sit me down and complain about you.
Frank: And?
Ray: Well, that doesn't bother you?
Frank: What would bother me is if I had to listen.

Quote from Ray

Ray: Hey.
Debra: Hey, listen, I was thinking about-
Ray: I'm sorry.
Debra: No, no, I'm sorry.
Ray: Oh, well okay, but I just want you to know that I'm going to try harder around here. So you know, you can shut down the casino, okay? Look, I even got you that yogurt you said you wanted.
Debra: Oh well, this is sour cream, but I appreciate the effort.