Ray Quote #1764
Ray: Guys, guys! How loud do you need that? Come on. That's old-man volume. Hey. Hey, where are the batteries?
Michael: Ally put them in her CD player.
Ray: Well, uh-- Oh, I've gotta do this manually? I'm like a caveman now. Ally! Where's Ally?
Debra: You took her over to the Spencers' last night.
Ray: I wouldn't have took her if I knew she had my batteries. Come on. Where's my batteries? Why do we have a thousand packets of ketchup? I guess nobody likes ketchup. All right, you know what? This remote stays with me. I hope you like that channel, 'cause that's the one you're watching for the rest of your life.
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Quote from Marie
Debra: I'll get that.
Ally: I can do it.
Debra: No, honey, you've helped Mommy out enough.
Marie: Yes, you have, dear, and thank God for you. You have learned responsibility and cooking against all odds.
Quote from Ray
Debra: It would have to happen right in front of her.
Ray: Yeah. But if you think about it, everything we do happens right in front of her.
Debra: Are we terrible parents?
Ray: Probably. But you know what? I mean, how bad could we be? Look. Look at her. She did great. She took care of everything. We must be doing something right. We raised a kid who's raising the rest of the kids.
Quote from Frank
Frank: You wanna crunch numbers? Let's crunch. I understand you do not receive compensation.
Ally: What?
Frank: They're not paying you.
Ray: Okay. All right. Dad, we get it.
Frank: No. I'm glad you pointed out what a bad father I was. I would hate to see you make the same mistake.
How does $10 an hour grab you?
Debra: Frank.
Frank: Excuse me. I'm talking to my client. You like nice things, don't you? Party shoes, taffy, dolls that pee.
Debra: Okay. Frank, we give Ally all that she needs.
Frank: That is management talking.